Old People: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.
Me: My first daughter will be named Stacy. I'll be Stacy's mom, and I shall have it going on. My first son will be named Luke. Then, my husband can say "Luke, I am your father." My second daughter will be named Narnia. Whenever I get her something, I'll proclaim, "For Narnia!" And my last son will be named Sparta. So then, when I introduce him I will announce "THIS IS SPARTA!"